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pink_bagelsChapter: fifteen
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness--this chapter has SMUT)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: fourteen
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness--this chapter has SMUT)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: thirteen
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness--this chapter has SMUT)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: twelve
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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A monster has been created. We should feed it crack and lots of rec posts.
I'm almost afraid to look at my twitter updates, and yet am also oddly compelled to...*dies*. OMG, these guys are awesome!
So, if you're keen on some good reads, and you like Supernatural, be sure to curl up with your lappie and enjoy these. I know I did :D:
The Son's 'Verse by
zooeyrye Rating: PG-13/R
Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby, Bobby/Ellen, John/Mary
Warnings: Slash, angst, violence, character death, language, alcohol, drugs, sex, mpreg (non-explicit), AU
Summary: It’s been years since the War – since he last saw Castiel. Dean went into hiding, disappeared and spoke to no one. Not even Sam knew where he was. But no one can stay hidden for long, not even a Winchester. And when Castiel catches up with him, the angel is met with more than one surprise. AU after mid-season four.
Why it should be read: A very long, very detailed Dean/Castiel AU futurefic that takes off with the concept of a literal war between angels and demons and weaves it intricately into Judaic mythology and locales. I like the realism she has injected into the characters, allowing them to grow and change but not so much that they aren't unrecognizable, but enough to round out their experiences as brought about by this story. Her original villains are suitably nasty, and I love the strength of her Raphael.
Something Primal by
luchia13Rating: R
Genre and/or Pairing: Gen! Dean, Sam, Deinonychus!Cas (and then Standard!Cas)
Warnings: ANIMAL BRUTALITY, gore, mayhem, a dinosaur written by someone who isn't a paleontologist (but I do my best!), not quite crack, dark, dark humor, clingy brothers (for good reasons), incorrect outcomes of fights for the sake of story, people getting shot in the face, and if you're a member if PETA, look away. Look away right now.
Word Count: ~11,000.
Summary: Castiel turns himself into a dinosaur to save the Winchesters from an escaped zoo of demonic animals and save a seal (66, not an animal) in the process. And then things get weird.
Why it should be read: Castiel turns into a fucking dinosaur. Honestly. And the story WORKS. Fantastic, cracktastic wondrousness, not to be missed. It definitely deserves the forty-nine comments it's earned, plus at least a hundred times that. The panda scene had me howling. Not to be missed!
Glass Half Empty by
happycabbage75Summary: Gen, procedural. Sam and Dean run across a ghost who just won’t let them have any fun... Season one - Post Shadow.
Why this should be read: It's Sam and Dean the way we knew and loved them back in the early seasons. Lots of great banter, wonderful descriptions and a good sense of place within the story. There's some really good insights in here concerning the doggedness of the Winchester clan and how this seems to always be the cause of their downfall.
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I'm still working on A Lingering Fringe, and am planning on putting what I have so far on fanfiction.net. I should probably do the same with my PoTC stuff. I'm going to get carpal tunnel from all the cutting and pasting o.O''.
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pink_bagelsChapter: eleven
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: ten
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, Alberta, Meg, angel molestation, TMI embittered health care professionals, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys who were boys are girls who can still be boys. You can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: nine
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys are now boys again, but you can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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Okay, fine. We get it, Josh. The Polanski issue is, in actuality, all about you.
No, really, it is. Because there is this funny thing people in The Real World, ie: Outside of the ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY (that's the place MOST of us unwashed, misinformed people are talking about when they refer to Hollywood, regardless of geography)understand. Silence is considered a sign of culpability. You don't have to go far to find this cultural reference, for God's sake, it's how the Seinfeld finale played out. Hollywood's continued silence on the matter concerning Polanski is sending a very ugly message to the rest of the culture its has grown itself from. We're not as stupid as we look, us television and movie goers, in fact we are a lot more film and 'artiste' literate than we were back in Hollywood's early days. Most of us have a high school education. Many more have continued onto college and university. We ain't a bunch of unthinking dumbfucks who just look at that list of celebs supporting a child rapist and think "Oh. Well that's got nothing at all to do with Hollywood or the entertainment industry in general, or for that matter Josh Olsen. So therefore it's okay that so few from that industry have an opinion on the matter."
No, it's not okay. Because we've noticed for decades the sneaky little misogynistic hints lurking beneath the surface of even some of our most beloved films, and have long suspected that Hollyweird is just not on the same wavelength as the rest of the world when it comes to understanding legal and moral limits. A part of us has suspected you're all a bunch of liars who aren't really caring about each other or the world around you. That it's all for show. There's a certain ugly narcissism that has to be present to want to parade yourself in front of the world 24/7 to begin with, and while saving the whales is a good enough cause to get behind, I guess jailing child rapists when it potentially could hurt the vanity of your career isn't.
I wanted to believe in the myth. That Hollywood was full to bursting with good people who are kind and supportive to their fans and who are on some level as human and failing as the rest of us, that they're just ordinary joes doing an incredibly good job of pretending to be someone or something else onscreen. We read the rag mags to reinforce this. That they make mistakes like the rest of us, that they do stupid things while at the same time pull harpoons out of whales and fix the global warming crisis. They are paid inordinate amounts of money because it's so hard to be famous and be in the public eye all the time. We want to look up to them and down at them at the same time. We want to be entertained.
If the dirty, unwashed public is guilty of anything, Josh Olsen, it is this cult of personality that we have built around highly undeserving people. We want them to be heroes, and when we send out the BatSignal that all is not well in Gotham City, we expect them to come flying to our rescue.
We don't expect them to snub their noses at our cultural beliefs, or our laws, and say to our hurt collective consciousness "Oh well, it wasn't rape-rape."
We don't expect deafening silence, not when they've been so vocal on everything from the crisis in Darfur to the unhealthy side effects of aspirin. Hollywood is always more than willing to give its opinion on everything, loudly and violently and so in our faces we get sick to death of it.
So why aren't they shouting now? Where is the outrage, the outpouring of love and support for the billion plus people who are paying their exorberant salaries and making sure they get enough to pay off the small islands they've bought for their personal use? Where is the support for their culture's laws?
The silence isn't golden, Josh Olsen. It's disturbing. It's sociopathic.
It's just plain *wrong*.
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pink_bagelsChapter: eight
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys are now boys again, but you can't deny an advantage when you see one. Just ask Jimmy's opinion on the matter. What happened in Vegas wants to hunt you down and kill you. Too bad you gave that freaky chick Sam Winchester your cell number.
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pink_bagelsChapter: seven
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon (w00t!), genderswap, Trickster, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke. Not even if he had a sex change), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: The boys figure out why they've become girls, but the Trickster knows way more than what he lets on. What happens in Vegas hunts you down and refuses to let you forget it. Just ask Sam Winchester. Both he and she can tell you all about it.
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Hello, witch hunt? HE IS AN ADMITTED CHILD RAPIST. Somehow, I just don't trust Polanski's view about this judge. From what I understand, the judge freaked out because just after the initial 32 day or so time spent in Chino, Polanski was photographed hanging out with young Italian girls in Europe. In other words, being a remorseless twat who basically snubbed the American judicial system's verdict.
If I were a judge, I'd be pissed too.
None of this bothers Hollywood, though, and while I understand that tinsel town is a fairly depraved and stupid place, I didn't fully believe it had all the moral fortitude of a child sex slave ring operating out of Thailand. From the list of the celebrities who are in support of 'forgiving Polanski' for RAPING A CHILD *AND* SKIPPING OUT ON HIS SENTENCING I guess I was terribly, ashamedly wrong:
LIST OF IDIOT DOUCHEBAGS YOU SHOULDN'T LET NEAR YOUR DAUGHTERS
You know, I get it. Polanski had a shitty life before he won all those Oscars. The Manson family murdered his wife, his grew up in a ghetto in Krakow and was witness to horrific atrocities, etc. Clearly, he was a very disturbed individual when he raped that child. But fleeing sentencing is an additional crime to what he'd committed, and who knows? Maybe if he'd been incarcerated properly he would have gotten the appropriate psychological help he so obviously and desperately needed.
We'll never know. Hollyweird made sure they got their cake in place of a person's sanity. What a horrible, abominable wasteland of human apathy that place is.
So, for those who may be interested, download away!:
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LIFE ON MARS novels
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FLICKS
Rating: Between Blue and Red Cortina for explicit horror, some swearing.
Pairings/Characters: Sam/Annie hints, the rest of the gang
Summary: Sam Tyler sees dead people. (warning: spoilers for season 2, episode 4 and The Exorcist :P)
MAD RUSSIAN
Characters: Sam, Gene, OFC, Annie, et al
Rating: Green Cortina, gen fic
Summary: Gene's unexpected appreciation for the arts collides with Sam's investigation of a deadly strain of tainted heroin.
PARALLELOGRAM
Characters/Series: Sam, Gene, Agent Cooper, etc./Life On Mars & Twin Peaks
Rating: Blue Cortina
Summary: Through the darkness of future past, Sam has some Bob trouble.
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN novels
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LONGITUDE
Rating: PG
Characters: Beckett, OFC, Norrington
Summary: Historical Reconstructionsim. As Mother says, it's just good business.
CHRONOMETER
Characters: Beckett, OFC, Norrington, Sparrow
Rating: PG-13
Summary: (Post AWE, AU, time travel, sequel to LONGITUDE, which should be read first.) After spending some time bouncing through the decades with Mother, Beckett finally finds himself back at home in 1773, just a year after his original departure. With the prospect of a used, trashed map that formerly belonged to Jack Sparrow bringing Beckett enough expected profit in order to break even with his debt to Mother, all signs point to recapturing his former glory days. Save, of course, for a visit to the crumbling castle of Count Saltykova and the bitter darkness that lays within it.
MERIDIAN
Characters/Rating: Beckett, Norrington, OFC, Jack, et al, rated PG-13
Summary: Sequel to Chronometer. The third installment of the trilogy. Having escaped Siberia, the unemployed trio of the Endeavour head to Larry's 'quiet' island only to find it overrun with pirate squatters, a savvy Pirate King Elizabeth and Mother's latest odious employee. Beckett's plans for opening up a pub are seriously overshadowed by Larry's own business plans with the Pirate King, but all face potential ruin thanks to the dread pirate Ned Lowe, who has come to Shipwreck's Cove in a mad bid to create an unholy monopoly of his own.
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pink_bagelsChapter: six
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam/omc that looks like Hugh Dillon, genderswap, Trickster, etc.
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: What happened in Vegas refused to stay there. There are consequences to every decision, to every destiny. The pattern is in the fallout.
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pink_bagelsChapter: five
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing, sexual talk, crack!fic-ishness)
Characters: girl!Dean/Castiel/Jimmy, Bobby, girl!Sam
Spoilers: end of season four--If this ever freakishly became canon (checks mirror--Nope, still not Kripke), it would hover somewhere in the middle of an AU season five.
Summary: What happened in Vegas refused to stay there. There are consequences to every decision, to every destiny. The pattern is in the fallout.
Note: My apologies to the Ting Tings o.O''
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